Top 10 phrases spoken by a Klingon Programmer (Saturday Tech Humor a bit late)
1 - A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
2 - By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
3 - You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
4 - Our competitors are without honor!
5 - Specifications are for the weak and timid!
6 - This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
7 - Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
8 - Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
9 - My program has just dumped Stova Core!
10 - Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
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